OUT OF THE SMOKING RUINS OF RICK AND MORTY VS. THE UNIVERSE (ON SALE NOW!!!)—AN ALL-NEW, MEGA-IMPORTANT MILESTONE FOR THE OMNIVERSE’S MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL PAIR OF SCIENCE ADVENTURERS STARTS NOW! Rick Sanchez, the most wanted man in this and every other universe, is on the run. With a bounty on his head, every government, military, pirate, mobster, bounty hunter, bail bondsman, religious institution, theater troupe, circus clown, and endangered species is on the hunt to bring in Rick—DEAD OR ALIVE. The only one who can bring Rick in warm is the one person who knows him best: Morty Smith. But Morty’s not the only Smith hot on Rick’s trail . . . Beth Smith is determined to bring Rick in, and she doesn’t particularly care how. Now it’s just a question of who can get to him first! Cosmic annihilators Daniel Kibblesmith (Loki) and Jarrett Williams (Speed Force) continue their epic re-evolution of Rick and Morty in a brand-new limited series with epic repercussions for what’s coming next! WHAT THE $#%& IS A BLIND BAG-LESS VARIANT TM COVER ANYWAY? We’re glad you asked, friend! Simple: It’s the latest innovation in cutting-edge comic book marketing technology. You see, we here at Oni Press accidentally bent all nine copies of Battle Dog #1 that we hastily opened in the parking lot with our teeth. So we asked ourselves, surely there must be a better way?! Enter: THE BLIND BAG-LESS VARIANT COVER—the most convenient, no-mess, no-fuss variant cover delivery system ever attempted. No flimsy plastic, no environmentally destructive waste—nothing to protect you from the raw comic book awesomeness of Rick and Morty teleporting back through time and space to hilariously deface four of their most iconic comic covers of the past decade, totally randomized in no particular order. Is this meta? We’ve never been exactly sure what that means, but sure . . . this is meta. We encourage you to ironically order 39 of these to prove how meta it is.
